Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the

woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball

back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden...POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make these buttercups?" Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; not any for your toast for the rest of

your life....as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of

your life!"

Then POOF!....she was gone. After Dave got ahold of himself, he hollered for his

friend Fred. "Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Dave yells back...."DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For God's sake, DON'T SWING!!!!"